This will be the last hockey-related post for the 2006-2007. My sincere thanks to the Detroit Red Wings for ending the most pitiful and embarrassing display of hockey by any Flame team since the early 1990s. I didn’t think it was possible but they managed to play as badly at home as they did in Detroit. That’s a good sign: consistency between home and road performances is something that the Flames have struggled with a lot this year.
I’m reminded of Michael Scott’s hunting expedition (see The Office, Season Two, Halloween) where he shot a deer in the leg and had to finish it off with a shovel. It was pretty gross (according to Michael) and it took about an hour but the pitiful animal was finally put out if it’s misery. The Detroit Red Wings are Michael Scott. The Calgary Flames are the pathetic, miserable, mercifully departed deer.
I will be praying for you…there is always room on the canuck wagon…ohh maybe not after tonight
“Why do you ask?”
Where’s the post on the best prank ever committed at Bethany?
the last hockey post
that fateful statement will agonize you my friend.
and i for one refuse to hold you accountable to that - i mean us ‘just wondering’ readers hang on your every morsel of hockey wisdom and were you on television we would have to start a campaign for your prime-ministership. Please favor us with a few more crumbs…